Episode 31-39 show notes

Slowly adding links The MRS says that if spend a whole weekend on this project I loose my balls, so be patient

Thursday, March 6, 2008
Kulture Kast 39 —

Sorry this one's a little late — there's a flu hanging around the Z compound that knocked Susan Z on her ass. Matt Wallace is bringing the harshness again, kids. We're talking about his upcoming anthology The Next Fix, how you can become a variant friend, The Sarah Connor Chronicles, the first Biscuit Slash Madlibs from Nobilis, the potential Kulture Kast wiki, latent racism, comedians stealing from other comedians, and various other atrocities.

Promo: The Next Fix, of course

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Kulture Kast 38 — The One Without A Clever Title

We're talking about The Coreys, good headphones, Biscuit Slash Madlibs from Chris The Fixed Kitty, The British Parliamentary system, dancing monkeys, widdershins vs. deosil, Terrt Prachett, The Jackal, Rebel Without A Cause, problems with our K7 line, the return of Matt Wallace, Stellarcon (14-16 March in High Point, N.C.).

No promos this week.
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You can try to leave a voicemail at 1-206-888-2229, but no promises we'll get it, kids.

Friday, February 22, 2008
KK 37 Update

I just got a sharp reminder of how very small the world is now with the internets and all. In our last episode, we mentioned Cordarounds, and I included a link to the company in the show notes. Imagine my surprise when I get email from Mr. Cordarounds himself, Chris Lindland, thanking me for mentioning the horizontal corduroys on the show! If you haven't checked out the site yet, please go read the blog and scientific research for yourself. Plus, hey, airships!

Thursday, February 21, 2008
Kulture Kast 37 — Strawberry Scented Elegance

We're talking about a random collection of stuff this time kids, so the the show notes are just gonna hit the highlights for linkage purposes. First, if you donated to Matt Wallace's emergency computer fund, THANK YOU! Some other things discussed are cordarounds, the latest developments in Biscuit slash, Kingdom Of Loathing, Zefrank(the show and his current blogging), and the surprising upswing in quality in The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Somewhere in the middle of all that, we talk about the sheer genius that is Crevette's deconstruction of Night Travels Of The Elven Vampire — good news! The author has self-published a new, pornier rewrite called Eternity of Blood and crevette is doing a chapter by chapter review.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008
Kulture Kast 36 — The Cursed Episode

Give me the podcast. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Garageband City to take back the podcast that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great… You have no power over me.

You wouldn't believe the trials we endured to bring you the podcast this time, kids. It all started with a simple little Mac OS X update. It eventually involved two separate recording sessions, a clone/clean install of Angus MacBook, recording in ten-minute sprints in order to use a trial version of Audio Hijack Pro, and an upgrade to Garageband '08. Well.

So, it's a little late, and it's a little rough, but you'll understand why we persevered when you hear the awesome content provided by Brian (a.k.a listener #11) and Nobilis. Enjoy!

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Kulture Kast 35 — Biscuit As A Boy Band

Thanks again to Matt Wallace, who made last week's show the best damn show so far. This one's going to be considerably more low-key. Susan Z has some shopping etiquette tips, we both coin new words ("surpristicism" and "hubric"), the phrase "BOO-YA"is uttered, 20 pop-cultural obsessions even geekier than Monty Python,, our responses to listener email (a bit of clarification on listener numbers — do you have yours yet?) and a couple of voicemails. We love love love feedback, kids. Thanks bunches! Don't forget to submit your Matt Wallace/Biscuit slash, and we will archive it on Biscuitonia!

Breaking news: Matt Wallace's iBook has died on him, and he is in desperate need of some funds to get a new computer so that he can keep turning out the awesome work. If you have a few bucks that you can spare, please go here and donate to the cause, as a favor to both of us here at the Kulture Kast.
(admins note: I believe the dead Matt Wallace I-book has risin from the grave. Good job everyone Now, if you really want to help Matt out…. BUY"The Next Fix"

promo: Nocturnal by Scott Sigler.

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Thursday, January 31, 2008
Kulture Kast 34 — XXX

Apologies for the audio quality on this one, kids — I had no idea how bad the echo was on our end until the interview was over. If you can bear with it, I promise it will be worthwhile. Why? Because we're talking to author, podcaster, and all-around badass Matt Wallace this week.

This one is absolutely not safe for work, kids, or the easily offended. Serious. In addition to pimping The Next Fix (forthcoming from Apex Publications), we manage to cover the sanctity of Matt's nipples, grammar fetishists, Threesome, teat-sucking, the etiquette of weekend bail-posting, Caged Heat, our feline overlords, cougars and cubs, Jeremy Sisto bringing the harshness, the Shadiggitron9000 Institute of Awesomeological Research, the ultimate suckiness of Ultimate Fighting, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Variant Frequencies, and J.R. Blackwell's vintage-style pin-up pics of our number one fan Andrea.

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Promo: The Metamor City Podcast

Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Kulture Kast 33 — Oddly Enough, The Atomic Number of Arsenic

We're talking about some heartwarming childhood memories, Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures (aka Biscuit's new job), Kingdom of Loathing, Biscuit's radio-edit cussing and Susan Z's potty-mouth, The Podcaster Smockdown, the upcoming Steampunk Spectacular, Psych, unreliable narrators as explored in The Usual Suspects and The Sixth Sense (if you have been living under a rock and haven't seen either of these, um, spoiler alert).

No promos this week, but special thanks to Chris The Fixed Kitty for our shiny new vamp tracks! Be sure to check out all new episodes of The Adult Space Child Free Podcast.

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Thursday, January 17, 2008
Kulture Kast 32 — The One Where It All Starts Making Sense

This one's pretty random, kids. Biscuit just got back from a vacation, and Susan Z is clearly in need of one. A few things mentioned in the show include RealDolls, the lie of Zicam, Susan Z's childhood beverage experiences with coffee and beer, why helping with homework sometimes equals free booze, the strange allure of Stilton, Matthew Wayne Selznick, and we play some voicemail from our #1 fan Andrea. Once again, we forget to include the phone number in the actual podcast, but hey, it's always in the show notes. Put it in your speed dial, kids!

Actual important announcement: Mike Nelson has been doing some cool stuff with RiffTrax, but you need more riffing goodness, right? The original cast of MST3K is back together for a new project called Cinematic Titanic. You can get the dvd through EZTakes.

Promo: Morevi Remastered

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Kulture Kast 31 — All Of This Has Happened Before

After some general angst about bad birthdays, worse ex-boyfriends, and the joys of travel-related illness, we begin by exploring Biscuit's budding career as a sitcom recapper and Susan Z's limited career as a wino at the marketer's place once they find out about the podcast. We're finally talking about BSG: Razor and it shouldn't be surprising that we disagree about many of the particulars, but we agree that Season 4 can't possibly come soon enough. Check out the fan-wank about the BSG: The Last Supper pic for EW (original pic here, fan wank here, here, and here). We try to critique Journeyman, but it devolves into an unashamed lovefest for a show that might just be too good for network tv. Also, Nobilis is officially listener #18, and we manage to plug the voicemail number in the body of the actual show (just for you, Matthew Wayne Selznick).

Promos: Into The Blender and Playing For Keeps

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